My name is Jerry, I am 40 years old, and I had decompression surgery in July of '97.

When I was just coming out of surgery, I was still very sedated. The nurses were asking me the standard questions, "Do you know where you are?  Do you know why you are here?".

Then, one nurse asked me, "Who is the President of the United States?"

"Hillary Clinton," I replied.

The nurses started looking at each other concerned, but my wife started crying tears of joy.

"He's Ok!" she said.  She explained that I always thought that Hillary was really in charge.

--Jerry Steffen

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