Are you familiar with the kids song "Do Your Ears Hang Low?"  You know the one..."can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?"

If you know the song, sing the words below to the tune.  If you don't know the song, ask someone with a toddler about it or watch some Barney videos!

Do Your Tonsils Hang Low?

Do your tonsils hang low,
Do they make you move real slow?

Do they crowd your spinal cord,
Do they make you cry, "Oh, Lord!"

Do you stumble all over,
Like a three-legged dog named Rover?

Do your tonsils hang low???

Does your spine have a cyst,
Are your symptoms in a list?

Are you losing sensation,
Do you need an operation?

Does your neck have a pain,
That is driving you insane?

Does your spine have a cyst???

                        -R. Labuda

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